The Dunedin duo don twin-sets and pearls to dress-up as their book-stamping heros and punish a wayward library patron who breaks all the rules in this 4 minute film-noire pastiche.
Leave us a comment listing all the protocols our library defiler breaks and go in the draw to win some Haunted Love of your very own.
While we haven't got any Haunted Love in our library yet perhaps you could make do with something else from our New Zealand music collection.